The Impossible Quiz & The Idiot Test

Okay. Check this out. It's called the Impossible Quiz, and it's really cool. Go to the link. The quiz is also a widget, but it is so big that it will just slow down my blog if I put it on (I tried), so just go to the link and check it out. I advise you to go when you have a lot of time, cuz it's REALLY addictive!!!

The Impossible Quiz

Also, check out the Idiot Test, which is kind of like it. Again, REALLY addictive!!!

The Idiot Test

It's Raining Soccer Balls!!!

On Sunday, Montville Courage (my soccer team) had a game. We lost. 2-0. To Chatham. We had 10 girls (11 is a full side) for various reasons. One girl (*cough cough* Alexa R. *cough cough*) skipped the game for a Communion party. Also, it was pouring rain. We could have won if we had our whole team. Our goalie (poor Jade) feels really bad, and I wanna let her know--though she probably won't see this--that she was awesome! Jade, seriously!

In other news...
I'm going to Ocean City, Maryland for Memorial Day weekend. I'm leaving school early (yippee!) at around 1:00, and I'll be back Tuesday afternoon (i'm skipping school on Thursday--double yippee!). Don't miss me too much! And, have a Happy Memorial Day!

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<3 LexTheAwesome

Independence Riptide

Ugh. We lost to the team in the bottom of the flight, Independence Riptide. 2-0. Pathetic.
But, we have excuses...

1. We were missing Rebecca because she is out (probably for the rest of the season) because of her "sprained ankle".
2. It was an OVER AN HOUR ride to get all the way up to Independence.
3. It was on Thursday, because the Montville Courage mothers don't want the game to be on Mothers' Day (Sunday, get ready!).
4. It was after NJ ASK (New Jersey Assessment of Skills and Knowledge, a big ol' test that everybody hates that takes, like, 4 hours per day. Four days of testing), so we were all pooped.
5. We thought we were gonna CRUSH them, because when we played them before, we CRUSHed them. Probably because they only had 9 players (a full team is about 14).
6. It was, like, 6:00, or something.

So, it was a horrible loss, and now, we're in the 4th spot in the six-team flight, down from 3rd. Ugh.

3 Games

I got 3 soccer games 2 tell ya about. Sorry about my lateness. I just started my new site,
lextheawesome.zoomshare.com
It's pretty good, actually.

Soccer Game #1:
Saturday, April 26th. Home game. We CRUSHED Independence Riptide. No, their town is not named Independence, that is their club name, dumbo! DUH!!! Anyway, the details of the crushing...
The official score was 6-3. Somehow, I don't remember them scoring 3 goals, but we crushed them anyway. It was at that game that our coach signed a contract saying he would dye his hair pink if we won or tied 4 games in a row. That was our 2nd win-or-tie. I scored, by the way. I also got an assist (they scored their own goal).

Soccer Game #2:
Sunday, April 27th. Away game. We tied the Summit Spirals. Yeah, we had game after game (the game before that was on the 26th, in case you didn't look, which I know you didn't!). It was kind of sad that we only tied them, because they had no subs (substitute). I think they were down a person. We were missing a couple people, but we had a sub or two. If we had been full-strength, then we probably could have won. This was our 3rd win-or-tie. We would just have to win or tie the next game, and ole Coach John would have pink hair.

Soccer Game #3:
Sunday, May 4th (yesterday). Home game. We got CRUSHED by the Fair Lawn All Sports Clippers. No pink hair for Coach John. We were so bad, they started playing mercy (that menas you don't score, you just pass the ball around. Your team can actually get in trouble if you don't when you are leading by six or seven.) 10 minutes into the second half. We lost, like, 6-0, or something. Total wipe-out. I swear, our team fell asleep in the second half. It was pitiful. The heat was horrible, though. And we were really tired. We had 2 subs, and one of them was an A-team double-card (you can play on both the A and B teams), my BFFL Amanda (AKA Squirt). A few of our girls had come straight from another game, including Amanda and a double-card from our team, my other BFFL, Julia (AKA JLo). Also, our 2 best goalies were out. One was at a softball game, which ended around half-time, but she was "too tired" to play. Our other goalie, another of my BFFLs, Emily (AKA Emilemily), had hurt her "quadricep". She probably doesn't even know what a quadricep is. Our assistant coach just told her that at our last game. Amanda was almost puking from the heat and dehydration, and she had a mondo double-blister because she was wearing brand-new cleats that she hadn't even broken in. She only came to the game to get out of having to dress up and go to a baby shower (she hates dresses, or anything with a bow). God, that game was horrible.

In other news, one of our team members, who shall remain nameless (*cough, cough* Rebecca *cough, cough*), is probably out for the season because of her ankle. Which someone kicked, but apparently, she needs "physical therapy". Ugh.

Also, our team is now in 3rd place in our flight, but the Morris County Youth Soccer Association (MCYSA) hasn't updated the website with our last game.